My kids and I were watching old episodes of The Office on DVD the other day. Jim took Dwight's "company" stapler and suspended it in jello. It was there on Dwight's desk, floating in a dome of goo, and I thought to myself, "Someone was actually given the job of making that jello mold and carefully placing that stapler so that it would be in the center of the gelatin when it set up."

I could be that someone.